What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?

My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”

What! how could you do that?

True - how I loved my mum!

Why are European countries warning European travelers to be careful traveling to the United States?

“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”

About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.

What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?

What is one thing nice you did for someone today or something they did for you?

Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.

Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!

Do you know what she said mum?

What was your embarrassing moment in front of your father-in-law as an Indian daughter-in-law?

What do you mean son?

“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”

She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”

Are you worried that the 2024 US presidential election will result in a close race?

So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.

Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”

Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?

How do I build rapport with anybody?

Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.